Say Perhaps to Drugs - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities"

Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities" on a business card is a classy way to say "grave robber with tenure

Light blue dot-matrix style text composed of small circular pixels reads "SHALL WE PLAY A GAME

Smaller green text below reads "orange WHIP

Flowing white cursive script reads "Jefferson" above bold serif capitals "BOWLING CENTER

Nosferatu's real weakness was never garlic or sunlight

Say Perhaps to Drugs - Unisex Tank Top Size:XS Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities"Replacing one word in a government slogan destroyed more anti drug messaging than decades of actual drugs ever did. Nancy Reagan spent years building a brand and "perhaps" dismantled it with the energy of a polite RSVP. The Details: Multicolored retro bubble lettering in pink, green, yellow, blue, and purple reads "SAY PERHAPS TO DRUGS" in an arched layout. Below, a cartoon shooting star with a golden yellow star trails a rainbow colored wake dotted